Dang Birds!

I know you all know what a crack house is. Well I have a crap house. Yes that is right. I will start at the back door to the patio. On the door is a bird splat that runs between the screen and window. Then a ways over on the house is a large bird splat on the house wall. Now we move over to the patio door. You guessed it, another splat which streaks downwards on the window. Now moving on to the back of the house. The window behind my chair guess what? You guessed it another large splat. When the sun shines the splat makes a shadow on the blind. Real decorative. Along the back of the house is more bird art. As you move around to the bedroom end you got it. On my bedroom window is more artistic splats. Right through the screen and down the window. The rest of the house is ok except the big window where a dumb bird tried to fly through it. So now you know why I have a crap house enstead of a crack house.
Thank GOD cows don't fly.

Later gator