What a day!!!!

Well first of all I got out of bed. No problem. I came into the puter room to start my day and the stupid puter deceided to act up. So I said @#$#@%^$#@@ and shut it down. I drank my breakfast and headed out for Curves. I get out on Marion roadand this idjet came flying out from behind a pickup and almost nailed me head on. To top it off he had double yellow no passing lines in his lane as did I. He slamed on the brakes, squeled his tires and got back in his lane just in time. Then they talk about women drivers. Ok so I get done at Curves and go out to see Dr. Nick. All is well from then on. That is until I just went to go get the mail and here was a snake sitting in my driveway. So I came in the house and shut the garage door so he couldn't get in there. I go to the mail box and no mail. I come back and the snake is still there so I start throwing rocks at it(missed evewry time). It finally slithered into the bush right by the door. I throw a bucket of water on it and it took off. So I took a rag and snapped it at the criter and chased it all the way to the back yard. It got mad at me and coiled like it was going to jump at me. I stared at it and finally it took off into the pigs daddys garden. I sure hope it stays there. It can eat his bugs. Now can anybody top that for the day???? I need to take a nap now. I've been awake since 4:00 a.m.
Later gator