I sure hope the rest of the weekend gose better than this morning. I had a dr appointment OK. I get up at 5:30, took my shower, got dressed, made a pot of coffee(whitch I couldn't drink), messed on the puter while waiting to leave. Well Gramps left to go to the club so I got ready to leave about 15 min. later. I go out get in the car and nothing. Dead as a doornail. I come in the house and call the club left a message for gramps to call as soon as he arrives. No phone call. So I tried to call my daughter. She didn't answer. She was at work. By this time I am steaming, the smoke is comming out of my ears. I just had the feeling everyone was dissing me. Well I said to heck with it. I called yellow cab. He got here at ten minutes to 8. My appointment is at 8:10. We made it with 5 minutes to spare. Now the cab driver was so gorgous I about puked. He smelled like smoke so bad. Long stragly hair, full beard with a worm under his nose. I could hardly contain myself. I had to sit on my hands to keep them off him. Now I think is my whole day going to go like this.
So I get to my dr. appointment and didn't hardly have to wait. I got all my blood work and the boob pinch done before my 11:00 appointed time. When I got done I called home and found out the club hadn't given Gramps my message. I told him I was ready to come home and he said "Where are you". I said at the clinic. The next thing out of his mouth was "How did you get there?" I told him that wasn't important. Can you eminage what he would have said espically if he knew it cost me $20.00 for the cab ride. That's $2.00 dollars a mile. Can't you just here him saying that. My lips are sealed.
On the lighter side. Last week two people told me I looked like I was in my early 50's. I thanked them. Now today my dr. told me I have very shapely legs and I should wear a mini skirt. I didn't run right out and buy one. I just don't know what to expect in the future.
Well I better close for now I wouldn'r want anyone to whizz their panties reading this.
later gator
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If I wasnt sitting down I would have pee'd my pant. Oh MOm.....sorry I wasnt there to get your to your appointment, but I'm glad you took the cab and got there in time. I would have done the same thing....no doubt. What's $20.00 bucks, not a big deal. I'm glad you got a "hottie" for a cab driver. Whoot Whoot. You should have called Wayne Hemmer, he woulda took ya.
oh gran, you're so funny, and you can just borrow my mini skirts, I have like 100 of them.
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