Sunday, January 01, 2006

Enjoy

The Meaning of "Uffda"



Uffda is:
Loosing your wad of gum in the chicken yard.

Having Swedish meatballs at a lutefisk supper.

Walking downtown and then wondering what you wanted.

Arriving late at a lutefisk supper and gettingserved minced ham insread.

Looking in the mirror and discovering you'er not gettingbetter you'er just getting older.

Trying to pour two buckets of manure into one bucket.

Having a mouse crawl up your leg when your on a hay load.

Eating hot soup when you've got a runny nose.

Getting out of bed in the morning with a backache.

Getting swished in the face with a cow's wet tail.

Waking yourself up in church with your own snoring.

Forgetting your mother- in - laws first name.

When two steady girl friends fine out about each other.

Noticing non - Norwegians at a church dinner using lefse for a napkin.

Eating a delicious sandwich and then discovering the spread is cat food.

sneezing so hard that your false teeth end up on the bread plate.

Not being Norwegian!!!

Happy New Year

later gator

2 comments:

Jackie said...

I'm 1/2 Norwegian, but thank goodness I son't fit anyof these catagories. YIP

Megan said...

Oh gran, you're too funny!